Grand Master Haytham E. Kenway

Good day, Sir or Ma'am, I trust I can be of service to you? Or, perhaps you can be of service to me. *smirks*


M!A's:
-None, for now.


What is it you need?   This better be of importance....for your sake.
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hashtagaltitude:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

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thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:


HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME
LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY
I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

FIRST IT DROPPED ME IN THE BACK ROADS OF ROMANIA AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN YUCATAN AND THEN INSIDE A GODDAMN BUILDING IN SINGAPORE
THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING BUT I’VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FUN AT THE SAME TIME GOD HELP ME

hashtagaltitude:

swindontownswoodilypooper:

petrovasinspace:

f-i-v-e-byfive:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

ilovecountryeverything:

titaniumbovine:

peaceroxi:

steveisoncrack:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

IT’S BACK

WHY IS THIS BACK

WHYYYYY

oh shit

image

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

FIRST IT DROPPED ME IN THE BACK ROADS OF ROMANIA AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKIN YUCATAN AND THEN INSIDE A GODDAMN BUILDING IN SINGAPORE

THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING BUT I’VE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH FUN AT THE SAME TIME GOD HELP ME

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M!A Master Post

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  • Sick as a Dog: Muse is ill for 24 hours (Anon specifies symptoms).
  • Can’t Sleep: Muse cannot sleep until another person says their full name, no matter how tired they are.
  • Help: Muse believes he/she is trapped in their current location for 5 hours.
  • Baby Bump: Muse is pregnant (Anon specifies how many months).
  • Baby Boom: Muse is pregnant with twins (Anon specifies how many months).
  • Flaming Youth: Muse is rebellious and easily angered for 8 hours.
  • Opposites: Muse switches from very angry/depressed to very happy/cheerful every other hour for 10 hours.
  • Darkness: Muse is blind for 24 hours.
  • Silence: Muse is deaf for 24 hours.
  • 17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.
  • Shaking Hands: Muse is suddenly freezing cold and can’t stop shivering for (Anon specifies time).
  • Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
  • Hungry like the Wolf: Muse is starving, no matter how much he/she eats for 10 hours.
  • -------
  • Sexual M!A’s:
  • Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
  • Drunk: Muse will stumble, and talk, slurred, as if they are quite intoxicated, along with hit on anyone, badly.
  • Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for an hour.
  • Tell Me What To Do: Muse is a slave to Anon’s choice
  • Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around the so called individual, for 3 hours.
  • S&M: Muse wants to have S&M sex (Anon decides if Muse is S or M and with who)
  • Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours
  • Heat: Muse will be put into a hot room. Muse is tied to a chair and has to stay in that room for at least an hour. (Under the watch of Anon’s choice)
  • Take It Off: Muse takes off an article of clothing every time their name is said.(Anon decides how long)
  • Wish We Were Older: Muse is into child’s play for 4 hours
  • Vulnerable: Muse is left tied up in a public place, for anyone to take advantage of. (Muse cannot be untied until the 5 hours are up.)
  • Kitten/Pup Affection: Muse is a “kitten” or “puppy” to (Anon Deicdes), being submissive and has to crawl around on their knees, doing anything there Master(s) say. 24 hours
  • Name: Has an orgasm every time someone says there name.
  • Muse can receive as many M!A’s as the Anon’s want to give.
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  • Cute M!A’S:
  • Lean On Me: With the help of ___ (anon’s choice) your muse will get through something that scared them (the anon can specify or leave it up to the mun) for 3 hours.
  • Here’s To Never Growing Up: Isn’t that just adorable. Your muse will experience puppy dog love with ___ (anon’s choice) for 2 days.
  • Thunder: It’s raining outside and your muse is stuck inside with ___ (anon’s choice) and when the power goes out they cuddle to keep warm.
  • Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.
  • Ariel: Oh no, your muse has lost it’s voice! But they have to tell ___ (anon’s choice) how they feel! If your muse gets a kiss from the chosen person within 2 days they get their voice back, if not well you’ve seen the movie.
  • Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
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  • Dramatic M!A’S:
  • Burn: Muse is severely falling in love with (anon decides who and duration.)
  • Cough Syrup: (tw) Muse becomes extremely depressed and is not in a good mindset and begins to have thoughts of suicide. (Anon decides duration)
  • Memories: Muse has amnesia. (Anon decides duration)
  • Stay: Muse becomes extremely sick and may end up in the hospital for (anon decides illness and how long)
  • Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
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  • Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
  • Sight: Muse is blind for ___
  • Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
  • Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
  • Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
  • Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
  • Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
  • Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
  • Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
  • Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
  • Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
  • Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
  • Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
  • Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
  • Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
  • Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
  • Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
  • Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
  • Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
  • Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
  • Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
  • Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
  • Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
  • Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
  • Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
  • Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
  • Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
  • Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
  • Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
  • Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
  • Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
  • Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
  • Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
  • Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
  • Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
  • Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
  • Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
  • Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
  • Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
  • Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
  • Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
  • Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
  • Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
  • AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
  • Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
  • Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
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  • Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.
  • Baby: Muse is pregnant and due in ____. (Father specified by anon)
  • Sight: Muse is blind for ___
  • Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
  • Ariel: Muse doesn't have a tongue for ___
  • Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
  • Injury: Muse will be injured somehow (anon decides severity and injury) for ____
  • Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
  • Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
  • Basket: Muse finds a baby in a basket and has to take care of it for ___
  • Compulsion: Muse has OCD for ___ (anon decides primary source of obsession [number, clenliness, etc])
  • Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
  • Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours
  • Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours
  • Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days
  • Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
  • Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
  • Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
  • Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
  • Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
  • Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)
  • Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)
  • Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
  • Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
  • Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)
  • Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
  • Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
  • Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
  • Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)
  • Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
  • Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
  • Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
  • Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
  • Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
  • Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours
  • Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
  • Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
  • Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
  • Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
  • Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
  • Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
  • Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
  • Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days
  • Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
  • Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours
  • AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
  • Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
  • Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours
  • Thin Ice: Muse strays onto thin ice and falls through unless saved. (Mun chooses whether they live or die)
  • High Tide: Muse is trapped in a cave with water that will fill it in 4 hours.
  • Pins and Needles: Muse feel as if someone is sticking needles in them for 2 hours.
  • Crawling Bugs: Muse becomes paranoid of bugs crawling on his/her skin and keeps hallucinating that there are bugs crawling on them.
  • Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
  • Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
  • Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
  • Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
  • Mermaid: Muse is a mermaid/man for (anon specifies)
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These are actually solid questions

  • 1. First thing you wash in the shower?
  • 2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?
  • 3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • 4. Do you plan outfits?
  • 5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
  • 6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
  • 7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?
  • 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
  • 9. Three of your current feelings?
  • 10. What are you craving right now?
  • 11. Turn ons?
  • 12. Turn offs?
  • 13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
  • 14. When was the last time you cried? Why?
  • 15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?
  • 16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?
  • 17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
  • 18. Favorite movie ever?
  • 19. Do you like yourself?
  • 20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
  • 21. Could you handle being in the military?
  • 22. What are you listening to right now?
  • 23. How many countries have you visited?
  • 24. Are your parents strict?
  • 25. Would you go sky diving?
  • 26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
  • 27. Whats on your mind right now?
  • 28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?
  • 29. Have you ever been in a castle?
  • 30. Do you rent movies often?
  • 31. Whats your zodiac sign?
  • 32. When was the last time you had sex?
  • 33. Name five facts about yourself.
  • 34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?
  • 35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
  • 36. Brown or white eggs?
  • 37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
  • 38. Ever been on a train?
  • 39. Ever been in love?
  • 40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
  • 41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
  • 42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?
  • 43. Whom do you admire and why?
  • 44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
  • 45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
  • 46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
  • 47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
  • 48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
  • 50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
  • 51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
  • 52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
  • 53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
  • 54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
  • 55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
  • 56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
  • 57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
  • 58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
  • 59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
  • 60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
  • 61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

Anonymous said: You step into the Green Dragon for a trip to see your lover, William. Its been some time since you've seen him. However, as you step upstairs, you see an unfamiliar man with him, blade pressed firm to his throat, blood already present. Your response?

Haytham couldn’t deny that he was excited to see his lover after all this time, having been traveling seemingly all over the new world for the sake of their order over the past few months. The excitement he felt in his spine seemed to peak when he caught sight of the Green Dragon where the two of them had agreed to meet. As he entered he only stopped for a moment to ask which room he was in, and once he was told he wasted no time in climbing the steps, making his way down the the end of the hall. He originally had all intentions in greeting the man with a kiss and a smile, but was suddenly stopped at the sight he was met with.

There was a short pause on his part as he took in the scene before him, his eyes first looking over to his lover, then to the man, and the knife, finally landing on the blood that dripped down Williams neck. A sudden and intense rage filled his being, propelling him forward, his mind only focused on the man who dare harm someone so important to him. The attacker hardly had a moment to react before Haytham’s hand yanked his knife away from his lover, and punched him hard with his free fist. There was a pop and a cracking sound as the Grandmaster’s knuckles popped and the mans nose was broken, his body falling to the ground with a thud. There was no mercy in Haytham’s actions as he kicked the now downed assailant’s head, knocking it to the side and putting him out easily.

A held breath left through his nose as he turned to face William, not saying a word as he pressed his handkerchief to the wound on the man’s neck, the anger draining from his face only to be replaced with concern. Was his lover hurt elsewhere? And who was the man attacking him. Once the older man was cleaned up he would try and find his answers.

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Send me an OTP

captainofalltheships:

(or OT3 or friendship just… relationships ok?)

and I will give you my headcanon of:

  • Who’s the messiest one:
  • Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA:
  • Who’s the funniest drunk:
  • Who texts the most:
  • Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:
  • Who reads the most:
  • Who’s better with kids:
  • Who’s the one that fixes things around the house:
  • Who’s got the weirdest hobby:
  • Who cooks and who cleans up:

(via frank-a-lank)

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templar-johnson said: *casually sends symbols*

107:

"What are you?"

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Send in a ❝❞ …

xtelumendil:

…and my muse will tell you one of the following after a random number generation.

MIX OF FLUFF, ANGST, NSFW, LYRICS AS PHRASES, ETC.

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The original post was missing so I just went and found a bunch of sentences and posted them under the cut because of reasons.

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